thejesusandmarxchain:

"Consent is sexy."

No. Consent is mandatory. Do not sexualize consent

My hair is so greasy there is literally no volume to it atm

My hair is so greasy there is literally no volume to it atm

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

vikinggoth:

One of these things is not like the others…

Yeah, why does that one sink get, like, twenty kittens???

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

homestuckresources:

why hasn’t this kanaya been ripped yet im mad
here you go

homestuckresources:

why hasn’t this kanaya been ripped yet im mad

here you go

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.
Source

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

Source

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in